gas station attendant.
Sometimes I hear funny.
"Do you got llamas?"
I knew there was more than a grammatical error to this sentence, for it simply did not make sense! Who walks into a gas station and inquires about llamas!? Exactly. No one.
Well, it sounds like something the Martian Man would've done, but he hasn't been around for years. More about him another day.
Llamas become Mambas and make much more sense. The happy customer swipes 4 packages of Mambas with twinkling eyes of wonderment and joy.
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I sell you things like gas and cigarettes and beer and soda and jerky and chips and I remember your kid's name and what car is yours and what kind of cigs you smoke and notice you got a hair cut and new glasses and ask about you all in the 10 seconds you are at my counter. You're welcome. Come again soon.
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